Forget gas prices from a decade ago. Remember when you could refuel, snap into a Slim Jim and be back on the road with the efficiency of a seasoned pit crew? First world problem, true. But the 20 questions game with the artificial intelligence at gas station POS/kiosks has got to stop...
How will you be paying? Insert card or prepay inside. <Insert card>
***PLEASE WAIT***
Some random grocery store promotions card yes/no? <No.>
***PLEASE WAIT***
Car wash yes/no? <No.>
***PLEASE WAIT***
What's your zip code? <Da fuq? Okay fine whatever.>
***PLEASE WAIT***
Receipt yes/no? <Yes please>
***PLEASE WAIT***
What kind of fuel do you want to purchase? <GAWD DAMMIT TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY>
***PLEASE WAIT***
Lift Handle to begin fueling. <Is that how this works? At least it feels like the process is moving forward.
***PLEASE WAIT***
Receipt printing failed. See clerk inside for receipt.
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